Dream on

 

Nytol Soccer Toppers

Amazon have plenty of ways to get you to buy more stuff. One technique is letting you know what other customers also purchase with the item you are considering.

This occasionally throws up oddities like the strange pairing shown here.

Cold War (2018)

Cold War 2018If you see only one film this year, make sure you catch Cold War (original Polish title Zimna wojna). I found it mesmerising, with gorgeous black and white cinematography, haunting musical performances, and a love story which was deeply moving. It’s also a history lesson, taking the viewer on an express journey through the decades in post-war Europe.

Directed by Pawel Pawlikowski and starring the Monroe-esque Joanna Kulig and Tomasz Kot.

Put a stop to it!

I don’t know whether it’s because of Brexit, but there is a subtle change in pronunciation taking place in British English. The phrase ‘the EU’ is said much more frequently these days, as the nation debates the issues around Britain leaving the European Union. It’s a little awkward to pronounce those two ‘e’ sounds one after the other. So people have started to shift from saying ‘thee EU’ to ‘thuh EU’, spoken with a slight stop at the back of the throat to separate the two words.

What’s interesting is that this glottal stop is becoming more widespread in general speech. So ‘the orange juice’ becomes ‘thuh orange juice’ even though it doesn’t facilitate pronunciation.

One of the many unintended consequences of Brexit!

Tax avoidance tip

Are you sick of reading about large corporations paying small amounts of tax through clever avoidance schemes? Well now you can play the same game and exploit a tax loophole perfectly legally.

Here’s how it works. 80 grams of granulated sugar will cost you about 6p. Add it to a litre of your favourite soft drink, and you save 24p in sugar tax. That’s 18p in your pocket right there.

Too many words!

You know that old demonstration of our everyday mistakes in perception? “Paris in the the spring.” When laid out on the page so that the line breaks after the first three words many readers do not notice the duplicate “the”.

Well I have begun to notice that people are doing a similar thing in speech. It isn’t “the” which gets repeated, but the word “is”. As in

The problem is, is the government has missed its target.

or

The trouble with that suggestion is, is it’s totally impractical.

Here is an example. In this two minute YouTube clip the speaker does it three times. It’s almost imperceptible, but she definitely slips in a duplicate “is” each time.

Is this new, or have people always done it?

Vehicle tax madness

I just received my vehicle tax reminder. The amount you have to pay depends on how much carbon dioxide (CO2) it emits per kilometre. As my car produces rather a lot, I have to pay a huge amount of vehicle tax.

You might think this is a good idea. Superficially it is. Penalise those who produce the most air pollution and save the planet! However,  Continue reading

RIP Mr Bernicoff

So, Leon Bernicoff has died. Sad news about the Gogglebox star whose guileless personality made him a viewers’ favourite.

I knew him only as Mr Bernicoff when he taught me history. So far as we were concerned, teachers had no first names, homes, or families of their own. As if they existed only during school hours and, like a holographic image from a sci-fi movie, disappeared into the ether at the flick of a switch every afternoon.

Except for a rare few like Mr Bernicoff. His wife June also taught at our school, which felt strange as it kind of broke through the fourth wall. But also you knew where you were with him. He had an openness of character and showed a passion for his vocation.

And though I very rarely need to recall the fact, it’s thanks to Mr Bernicoff I know that Johannes Gutenberg of Mainz introduced movable-type printing to Europe.

Thank you, sir.

Who knew?

I have had my Nokia Lumia 635 mobile phone for two and a half years. Today I discovered a feature quite by chance. If you rotate the calculator to landscape it transforms from a basic versionregular calculator

into a full scientific versionscientific calculatorAt first I was surprised and delighted at this ‘Easter egg’ feature. After a few moments I began to feel more critical of the designers who chose not to make it more obvious that this alternative was available.

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