I have just received a message which contains the tag line “Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail.”
Oh please! Why do companies nowadays think they have the right to lecture me in this way? “Please enjoy responsibly” is another one.
I’m not in favour of unnecessary e-mail printing or irresponsible drinking, you understand. I just don’t want to be bombarded with sanctimonious messages. So get off your high horse and stick to brewing beer, will you?
Just come across another one. Somebody at Tesco have seen fit to order large stickers for each pump at their filling stations which say:
Here’s me thinking that I should commit crime, and that I need not pay for fuel.