I have just received a message which contains the tag line “Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail.”
Oh please! Why do companies nowadays think they have the right to lecture me in this way? “Please enjoy responsibly” is another one.
I’m not in favour of unnecessary e-mail printing or irresponsible drinking, you understand. I just don’t want to be bombarded with sanctimonious messages. So get off your high horse and stick to brewing beer, will you?

Christmas turkey, anyone? This meandering, self-indulgent waste of time had me fooled to start with. Francis Ford Coppola and Tim Roth are blue-chip names, so I sat back and enjoyed the cinematography confident that my growing doubts would be dispelled as the film unfolded.
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