When I am World King …

According to Boris Johnson’s sister Rachel,

“As Boris was growing up whenever anyone asked him what he wanted to be, he would answer: ‘World King'”

Well, if I were World King, the following would definitely be made illegal straight away:

  • Starting a sentence with “So …”. Example Q: “What do you do for a living?” A: “So I’m in marketing.”
  • Using the phrase “bidduh kit”. Example “This potato peeler is a great bidduh kit.”
  • Saying “yummy” or “scrummy” after the age of 5.

As Boris is more likely to get the job, perhaps I should write and suggest these new laws to him.